
Monday, May 30, 2005
Asthma Attack: "Blue Lint"

Thursday, May 26, 2005
Teh: "Live At Hari's"

Cruns: "Bed Hair"

Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Footpath: "Spartan, Militaristic"

Format: Extended Player
Released: 2004
Status: DELETED Footpath continued their short spurt of releases in 1994 with the excellent and underrrated "Spartan, Militaristic" EP, during the recording of which they officially replaced former drummer Ramp Boy with the talented Jim Turkey, due to the former's excessive hiccupping. This short EP, clocking in at just three minutes in total, would be in the running for "EP of the 20th century" were it not just four years too late. There's really no point talking about the songs here, except perhaps to mention mighty opening gambit "Attitudes Can Be Measured" and closing nose-bleeder "Abstract". The recent re-release of both this EP and Footpath's debut album highlights the band's suitability to the four song format. What's interesting is the way these songs make sense in hindsight: for without "Abstract" there could have been no "Lunacy"; without "The Possibility of Measuring My Altitude" there could never, perversely, have been a stand-out track like "Nosebleeds On A Scale From One To Ten". When DNRC executives re-heard these astounding tracks, rumour has it the entire release schedule for 2004 was overriden, in order to make room for "Spartan, Militaristic" and its appalling cover artwork, which was inspired by the illegal invasion of Iraq. Jim Turkey's drumming on these songs is a revelation, so much so that instrumental track "The Validity Of the Scale" ends up sounding eerily like his former band Edinburgh Gardens Tattoo. Utterly brilliant, that is. While it's sad that Ramp Boy, whose drumming on "Gigantic and Pedantic" was nothing short of exceptional, receives no credit on this EP, and while his trademark soft shoe shuffle would be blatantly pilfered both by Jim Turkey and later his brother Don, and while doctors may well have found a cure for hiccups in the intervening ten years, and while Footpath's live performances were hampered by his legendary inability to count the band in or cease drumming at the end of songs, and while he did go on to form his own band (the unimaginatively-named Ramp Boy and the Rampmen), the fact of the matter is that the rhythm section on "Spartan Militaristic" would have sounded like two toilet cleaners if Ramp Boy had been allowed behind the kit again. As it was, the band failed to go on to bigger and greater things anyway. Their 1995 release "Broken Fingers, Busted Thumbs" (also sadly-deleted) would be their last for DNRC and the various band members are still reported to be working as fruit-pickers in their native Shepparton-Moroopna, in order to pay off their massive advances.
Friday, May 20, 2005
Footpath: "Gigantic and Pedantic"

Format: Long Player
Released: 2004
Status: DELETED How fitting that DNRC's first offering for 2004 should be a reissue, timed to coincide with the ten year anniversary of the release of Footpath's megalithically-themed debut, "Gigantic and Pedantic". You see kids, way back in 1994, when most of you were still in primary school, a different dinosaur ruled the earth. It straddled the Atlantic, making huge grunge waves on the left, and enormous shoegazing ripples on the right (that is, of course, assuming that the dinosaur was facing north, and that the waves did not meet in the middle and ricochet back on each other, and that dinosaurs ever straddled continents).It was the best of times, it was the most self-indulgent of times. Back in the day, when indie-dance crossover meant just that - ie, something terrible (ie, not unlike a dinosaur that - oh forget it). When preppy dweebs high on Ritalin churned out tuneless dirges while cheerfully wearing white socks and sandles. When West Coast was a cooler. When, in short, DNRC needed an antidote to the all-pervasive influence of American guitar rock over the Australian scene. Enter Footpath, stage left. Hailing from Shepparton-Maroopna, these six lads were gangly to a man, and staring down the barrell of a collective agricultural career should their music suck the big ones. Geographical disadvantages aside, Footpath were actually ideally placed to conquer the eastern seaboard, living as they did in a town small enough to tolerate their eccentric freesprawl jamming and yet large enough to feature a bus-stop and a public telephone (both pre-requisites for their eventual escape). After releasing two songs on a fanzine cassette compilation so rare it does not in fact exist, Footpath struck it lucky when a plumber mistook their unique sound for a tap dripping in a truckstop toilet. His subsequent repair attempt allowed the first member of the band (Warren Z) to steal the plumber's car and drive it to Melbourne. Soon after Spaz, Crud C, Brian, Pinge and Ramp Boy followed, albeit in different directions. Somehow, the band managed to write, rehearse, record, distribute and tour a full length album while residing in six separate states, thus providing a rare instance of the benefits of federation. But enough of politics and on to the music. Breathtaking in scope, remarkable for its genre-sneering but sadly deleted, this criminally good record makes pretenders of every other band then residing in Shepparton, while the album's lyrics (provided by Spaz and Crud C in a kind of Enigma-monks falsetto chorus) still manage to convey something of the alienating experience that is growing up in this sand-blasted, drought-stricken hernia. This special edition of "Gigantic and Pedantic" also contains the full recording of Foothpath's debut concert, held at a park in Moroopna during the summer of 2003. Fans will marvel at the elegant simplicity of the band's sound. Non-fans, undoubtedly, will hear only sprinklers.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Mead: "Yea, Finery"

Format: Extended Player
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED DNRC's final release for 2003 returned, fittingly, to the Middle Ages. Medieval superstar Mead, whose talents were first spotted by Davey Dreamnation whilst trolling through the Bourke St Mall in search of a new act to sign, is probably best known for his second album "The Mists of Thyme" however it's this sad and deleted release that set the stage for that astonishing tour de force. Let's face it: without "Yea, Finery" and all its faults, there could never have been a "The Mists of Thyme". And that's something for which we should all be thankful. Mead's trademark instrument, the impossibly complicated and unpronounceable Drkstixb, haunts every square yard of this melancholy affair, which hints at Clannad and Enya's "Watermark" in equal parts. Without wanting to get too specific about the qualities of the Drkstixb as an instrument, let it be said that it is eminently suitable for busking and live impromptu performances. Tracks such as "Pus 1" and "Mead's Theme", along with live favourite "Elysium", make this album a real wizard's sleeve to hear in stereo. To complement the release of the album and as an incentive to new fans, "Yea, Finery" also came with a bonus disk containing seven of Mead's early instrumental workouts, which he first made available via shoddily recorded cassette tapes. Here, in their spangling new digital context, the songs form an epic madrigal, evoking flailing skirts, handkerchiefs and harps to varying degree. However it is the final track on "Yea, Finery", the simply astonishing "Middle Aegis I-IV", that justifies the excessive cost of producing this album in the first place. Teaming up with some of the Chilean musicians with whom he once competed in the afore-mentioned Bourke St Mall, Mead pulls out all the stops on this jaw-dropper of a track, effortlessly melding mischievous pan pipes, fickle bodhran, simpering word play and tetanus-tinged harpsichord to produce an unspeakably dervish-laden ring of fire that was initially deemed unreleasable due to its sheer majesty and technical complexity. Fittingly, the Drkstixb solo that culminates in a ferocious wall of lutes produces an effect in the listener not unlike the plague itself, leaving this reviewer at least spitting in apoplexy. Bootleg copies of this album may still be purchased in the usual places, however due to a contractual dispute between DNRC and Mead, the original tracks may never be seen or heard again.
Monday, May 16, 2005
Pachinko(o): "That Way"

Format: Long Player
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED Anyone who's taken a texta into a public toilet cubicle and written the name of a fictitious band on the wall knows how suggestion, exclusion, elitism and superiority become powerful tools in the hands of the ignorant. Pachinko(o) was never a real band; this record does not exist; and yet, some critics, to this day, continue to maintain its status as a classic. The fact that its track listing was only ever written in texta on a telegraph pole outside the DNRC offices may lead some readers to the obvious conclusion that this band was composed of artists. And that conclusion would be right. Now, in the spirit of talking about things we don't need to even begin to worry about, let us get down to what's truly unimportant about this band and, in fact, about most music: the music itself. The sad truth is that the musical version of "That Way" cannot easily be located. Jump in a car, drive onto a freeway, roll down the window and listen up: that is the sound of Pachinko(o). Empty the contents of your bowels, then listen carefully for your own relieved silence: that, too, is the sound of Pachinko(o). Listen to the cockroach chewing on a piece of paper in the dark: that, I'm afraid, is not Pachinko(o) after all. And yet, of course it is Pachinko(o). In the spirit of all things Orientalist, this band was composed of four artists who, in homage to Robert Smith, set out to create a fictitious Japanese band, and then see where the results led them. Well, the results are nothing less than spellbinding. The mere act of waiting for the first track on this non-existant album to begin could be said to represent the moment before God began creating the (sadly-deleted) Universe. Interestingly, some listeners then reported that this moment did really last forever. Hardly surprising, but then, that was the whole point. Again, referencing the intellectuals, "That Way" is the definitive anti-war statement: brilliantly provocative, earnestly abominable and frankly the biggest load of dead air I've ever heard in my life.
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
The Songs: "Booked"

Format: Long Player
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED As far as definite articles go, The Songs may well be The. Hailing from Canada by way of the Peace Bridge, Jess & Tuckey Song give it all, y'awl on possibly their finest album in almost sixty years. You'll know each track on this erratically recorded masterstroke, from the siren-like "Copper" right through to the hillbilly-thrash "Stoke On the Water/ Plinth/ Rockford Files" medley. Perhaps best known in their native Alberta as an instrumental due who've done the rounds of the late night all you can eat scene, The Songs come well-equipped for larceny on the break-beat "Rock In My Shoe" and the frantic, yet no less hilarious "Bubble Gun". Part moonshine-addled gypsies, part toe-jam electric barnyard, "Booked" is the sound of a band finding its way through a dark alley late at night, only to find it wasn't needed at the other end. This sad and deleted monstrosity serves only too well as a plate on which to put beans, grits and othr assorted North American fare. Eat at your peril.
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Pitchfork: "We Are Now Cooler"

Format: Long Player
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED After abandoning both their double-barreled former name (Pitchfork Media) and their lucrative online music review business, the guys and girls of Pitchfork took, to bastardise Neil Young, a turn for the middle of the road, after finding they weren't wanted in the ditch. Which wasn't so very surprising, as the band's 2001 debut, an eponymous collection of sugar-substitutes, posited them squarely in the Frente! camp. Come 2003, however, and a couple of listens to Sugar's "Beaster" E.P., Pitchfork's fortunes were on the rise, and they were suddenly straddled with buckets of indie cred, name-checking insomnia, paranoid self-reflexiveness, insecure high-hole double hurt-food and - gees, I dont know - wankery. "We Are Now Cooler" finds the Brooklyn-area-zip-code four piece careering effortlessly between hi-funk, slap-top and martini expose, leaving a trail of West Coast bands (BRMC, anyone?) eating their dirt. This record is the sound of summer ending on one side of the world, in the full knowledge that somewhere else, it's all just beginning, again. After churning through the obligatory free festival circuit and attending a compulsory photoshoot on Waterloo Bridge, Pitchfork packed their bags and headed back to their parents' commune, where they may still be found today, pondering what went wrong after the huge success of this sad(ly) deleted album.
Monday, May 09, 2005
Kentucky Barbie: "Police Woman"

Format: Long Player
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED Louisville, Kentucky's Barbara Ride has lived for the last 10 years in New York City. She was one of DNRC's first overseas artists, and this, her debut album, gives ten eloquent reasons for that signing, in the form of ten sweeping and majestic songs on which she is accompanied by Ten Stunts on banjo and Kelly Le Bloc on snares. Steeped in the folklore of her native state, "Police Woman" unfolds as a kind of epic opera, set against a backdrop of continuing student riots, power failures and mid-western cuisine. A former policewoman herself, Barbara (or Barbie, as she is affectionately known in the DNRC office) attended the Goulburn Police Academy as a visiting lecturer during the summer of 2003, during which time she recorded this classic album, in a farmhouse near Gunning. Sparse, beautifully melodic and brimming with snippets of longer narratives, nutrition, chemistry and history, this staggering achievement was followed by her equally heart-breaking sophomore album, 2004's "Spellbind". It was "Police Woman", this sadly-deleted album's title track, however, that cemented Barbie's place in the lexicon of DNRC superstars, with its plaintive refrain: "I enjoy museums, parks, restaurants, galleries, camping, canoeing and the noises of nature."
Friday, May 06, 2005
Seethe: "Stung By a Bee"

Format: Long Player
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED Scaramouche's all time favourite band paid Stung a posthumou(rou)s compliment by name-checking him in the title of what will hopefully be remembered as their "difficult" third album. Of course, the banal industry discourse surrounding difficult third albums fails to acknowledge that for most bands, every album is difficult. In fact, the "difficult third album" syndrome only ever comes into play when the first two haven't been universally condemned as crimes against humanity. And so, we come to Seethe. On their debut, 1999's "Images of the Ocean Seething", Seethe tempted fate by assembling a long list of favourite songs, covering them, then calling the remixed results "seethe-hop". An impeccable blend of cricket-beats, animoid drones and schlock-stick, this double record was hailed upon its release as seamless art, worthy of further epithets including great, breathtaking, sublime, stunning, gorgeous, epic, spellbinding, incendiary and (of course) seething. 2001's follow-up, the commercially oriented "I Can Seethe the Sun", featured a more tripped-back sound, while also demonstrating a straight-edge restraint, as shown by the fact that rather than record "songs", the band chose instead to "song" records, creating glacial soundscapes from needles hitting various grooves. Universally misunderstood, the album's notoriety was only increased by Seethe's refusal to tour, leading to speculation that they did not actually exist, a situation further compounded by the fact that even the staff at DNRC had never seen all band members together in one room. Things came to a head with the release of their afore-mentioned difficult third industrial nose-bleeding album "Stung By a Bee" in 2003, which was itself the cobbling together of two Japanese-import only EPs, "Seethe Live At Budokan" and "Budokan Seethe at Live". Critics immediately criticised the LP for its omission of stand-out tracks "Seethe In the House" and the epic stonewaller "Dirty Dishes". Condemnation by fans duly followed, leading to a vigorous trade in illegal bootlegs of both the EPs. Commercial failure was the logical result and Seethe, while sadly deleted, still hope to follow up their "difficult" third album with a fourth rumoured to be "technically undoable".
Thursday, May 05, 2005
The Guide Ponies: "Pony Stories"

Format: Cassingle
Released: 2003
Status: DELETED At the end of 2003, knowing full well that DNRC's finances were, like Walt Disney's head, in a state of perpetual suspended animation, and knowing also that the ability of small horses to sing and/or play instruments has never been proven or observed in the wild, Davey Dreamnation (in his usual dogmatic fashion) went ahead and signed The Guide Ponies as a rostered act, hoping to recoup some of the expenses larded out to help The Various Journals produce their basket case of an album. This appalling cassingle release failed to sell anywhere, even in the Thai market, despite the kitsch cover artwork, the song's obvious allusions to Christmas and a film clip rumoured to have been shot on a budget consisting of a magnifying glass and two packets of Tic-Tacs. Thankfully deleted the moment its panic-attack inducing vomitalia and crass exploitation of animals became the subject of an expose on Media Watch, "Pony Stories" has attained a kind of cult status recently, having been covered by The Toilet Cleaners on their abysmal comeback album, "Into The Bleach".
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Cried: "Whatever & Ever"

Weather: "Ragged Isobars"

Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Clint Bo Dean: "Private Poet"

The Lord: "S Prayer"

Monday, May 02, 2005
Fuzz Charge: "Ah, The Mighty Fuzz Charge!"

Girt By Sea: "Trawler"

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