Saturday, April 30, 2005

Scaramouche: "Scaramouche's Theme"

DNRC08 Format: 7" single Released: 2003 Status: DELETED Scaramouche, an incorrigible llama in search of his next neenish tart, remains one of DNRC's most successful solo artists. His entire ouvre consists of this solo masterpiece, a theme song described as "Cher meets the Tin Lids", plus two home-recorded soundscapes that we hope never to release. Scaramouche originally became a recording artist in order to share his inner thoughts and meditations with the world. Sadly, his addiction to quiche lorraine and ham off the bone led him to become extremely obese, and he has since been admitted to the Betty Ford clinic for rehabilitation. Nevertheless, on this nose-bleeder, the llama's inner being really does shine through. As Stung says of his favorite animal recording artist: "When Scaramouche sings, your spirit soars ..."

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